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Big Neil Monaghan

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I work with a man called Big Neil Monaghan

He's the moanyest man in the toon

It's true that Neil can moan about onythin

He's the doom and the gloom of the Cumnock and Doon

Aye when big Neil's aroon it's the tunelest of tunes. 

Yet you aye get a laugh

cause he's no really daft

but he's hell bent determined tae gie ye his sermon!


I asked him last night how he wis,

And he said,"Are you taken the piss."

I said,"No it's jist nice to be nice"

And he grunted,"Don't talk utter shite."

Ah said," Neil,wid you moan about moanin'."

He said."Ah never moan about onythin."


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